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Kalim Al-Asim ([personal profile] desertrain) wrote2022-06-24 01:38 am
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iblisian: (dubious)

[personal profile] iblisian 2022-06-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
You should own enough animals to know better.

Squirrels are basically just rats with fluffy tails.
iblisian: (shout)

[personal profile] iblisian 2022-06-26 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
NO.

No squirrels. Normal squirrels aren't domesticated. If you tried to keep them here they'd be sad. Do you want a bunch of sad squirrels, Kalim?
iblisian: tell me if you know who to credit (pull it back)

[personal profile] iblisian 2022-06-26 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

Just visit them with Silver in their natural habitat.
iblisian: (dubious)

[personal profile] iblisian 2022-06-26 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course he's right. This should be the general assumption at all times.]

Tell you what. How about I put a bunch of little icing squirrels on one of your cakes.
iblisian: (cheek)

[personal profile] iblisian 2022-06-27 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Don't expect anything more than little blobs with ears and a tail, but I'll manage something squirrel-like.

[Don't make him pull this hood over his face in public.]
iblisian: (smug)

[personal profile] iblisian 2022-06-27 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I'll make sure to take a picture so you don't feel bad about eating them.
iblisian: (clever)

[personal profile] iblisian 2022-06-28 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Better than your peacock performance?