Are you really telling me that you're wasting time texting me while running from my wrath? At least spare my ego and tell me you've found a hiding place.
[ His hiding place is not very hidden. He's just sprawled out on the couch in Jamil's bedroom. But by Kalim's figuring, that's the last place Jamil would expect him to be, so maybe it's effective anyway. ]
Oh! So it's a swimming date you want! You could have said so!
Mmhmm it was a very nice jasmine tea! Very thoughtful of them. I sent them a thank you card for it! But I keep forgetting to bring it to the kitchen because the tin has such a nice design, I just wanna keep it on my vanity!
[ Kalim, that's not... forgetting. That's not what that means. ]
We're not going on a swimming date, Kalim, I'm threatening to drown you. There's a difference. Don't put words in people's mouths. People will get the wrong idea.
Order some jam if you haven't already. It'll be easier for me to drown you if we take care of the breakfast party plans before I find you.
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[Turn on your location, he just wants to talk.]
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Run.
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[ His hiding place is not very hidden. He's just sprawled out on the couch in Jamil's bedroom. But by Kalim's figuring, that's the last place Jamil would expect him to be, so maybe it's effective anyway. ]
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Why do you have an octopus in your room?
[Yeah. Yeah, they switched rooms in this shitshow.]
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And you can turn him inside out!
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I see you want to go for a very long swim.
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Did my parents really send you tea??? [Why is he going through Kalim's room he needs to track Kalim down back to the hunt.]
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Mmhmm it was a very nice jasmine tea! Very thoughtful of them. I sent them a thank you card for it! But I keep forgetting to bring it to the kitchen because the tin has such a nice design, I just wanna keep it on my vanity!
[ Kalim, that's not... forgetting. That's not what that means. ]
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Order some jam if you haven't already. It'll be easier for me to drown you if we take care of the breakfast party plans before I find you.
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it's sad because all of my inboxes have a last tagged date that's around the same time
ALAS
i picked that version for a reason, minor key adds tragedy and mystery to it
drama! suspense!
i am v. dramatic and v. suspenseful
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