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No way! I'm awake in the mornings!

[ Because Jamil brings him the sweetest, blackest coffee the Sands has to offer before he even rolls out of bed. ]

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I'm not waking up the rest of the dorm.

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The fire alarms are kind of like a giant alarm clock for everyone, right?

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If you do I will wake you up at 5 for the next month.

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That's too early...

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It's miserably early. I'd enjoy it less than you would.

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Pots and pans!

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I was going to shake you awake, but if you insist.

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I meant to wake everyone else!

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Ah so you're offering to help me with my workload by banging on pots and pans to get the rest of the dorm up. I'll leave that part to you, then.

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I'm starting to wonder if you even thought this through.

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Where are you, Kalim?

[Turn on your location, he just wants to talk.]

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The lounge!

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I'm throwing you into the nearest lake once I find you, Kalim.

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Do you need me to make one?

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Only if you throw yourself in after you're done, otherwise it's simply another thing I'll have to clean up later.

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You'll have to take me out to the oasis otherwise!

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Kalim Al-Asim, I am absolutely a petty enough person that I will track you down, drag you to the oasis by camel if I must, and throw you in.

Run.

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How do you know I'm not already!

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Are you really telling me that you're wasting time texting me while running from my wrath? At least spare my ego and tell me you've found a hiding place.

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I have!

[ His hiding place is not very hidden. He's just sprawled out on the couch in Jamil's bedroom. But by Kalim's figuring, that's the last place Jamil would expect him to be, so maybe it's effective anyway. ]

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[A few minutes later.]

Why do you have an octopus in your room?

[Yeah. Yeah, they switched rooms in this shitshow.]

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He reminded me of you!

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How.

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His cute little face!